| Report for Tiny Jim | |
|---|---|
| Rejected stories | 7 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
The unfortunate side parting haircut inflicted on most young boys at some point in their early years. Looks like the same cut your grandads had in their youth.
We used to chant, "All join on for playing at army. NO GIRLS!"
God knows why, no girls ever wanted to play anyway.
God knows why, no girls ever wanted to play anyway.
Up above the streets and houses,
Bungle's flying high,
Geoffrey sticks his knob out the window
And pokes him in the eye.
Bungle's flying high,
Geoffrey sticks his knob out the window
And pokes him in the eye.
Red rover- shit
Get Down Bulldog- a classic. Like Rugby but without focus. Or a ball
Kiss chase- Only good in a unisex establishment obviously. Sad lack of acceptable totty rendered this one swiftly obsolete at Carleton Park J&I.
Digging holes behind the wall with matchbox cars- why? Some sad bastards spent whole terms at this one.
Slaughter Corner- Magical,ultimately fatal, fighting game.
Get Down Bulldog- a classic. Like Rugby but without focus. Or a ball
Kiss chase- Only good in a unisex establishment obviously. Sad lack of acceptable totty rendered this one swiftly obsolete at Carleton Park J&I.
Digging holes behind the wall with matchbox cars- why? Some sad bastards spent whole terms at this one.
Slaughter Corner- Magical,ultimately fatal, fighting game.
Shouting "turn on the taps!" repeatedly at Richard Harris used to get him every time. If anyone knows him, try it. Although now 25, I'll lay even money it still works.
Said geeks were often referred to as ones Computer Mates.
On turning 25 my first purchase was a pair of the ultimate "Dad" trainers- Hi Tec Silver Shadows in a vain attempt to be ironically hip.
I would advise against such an ill conceived move should anyone be considering it. Received endless abuse from all who saw them.
I would advise against such an ill conceived move should anyone be considering it. Received endless abuse from all who saw them.