| Report for Kirk Israel | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Summary | Shows promise |
A harsher version. If someone is caught passing wind, a yell of "doorknob" will allow everyone else in the room to have free hits on the offender until that person touches a doorknob. Immunity is granted if they can say the entire alphabet before someone catches on, and yells 'doorknob'.
"Do you have HBO?" (American "premium" cable tv)
No: "You must be poor"
Yes: "Eww, you have Horrible Body Odor"
No: "You must be poor"
Yes: "Eww, you have Horrible Body Odor"