| Report for harry dump | |
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| Approved stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 3 |
| Summary | Shows promise |
A pubescent ploy of drawing two eyes on the index finger then passing said finger under hem of tasty geography teacher's skirt while she is stood next to your desk looking the other way. What Freddy 'sees' is transmitted to his master causing him to jolt into eye rolling mouth dribbling fake orgasm. One lad was caught in action, and was sent to the school nurse amid fears of having an eppy.
Once we found a frog, sitting on a large rock. We were all gathered around admiring the hapless amphibian when Little Fricker produced a claw hammer and smashed the luckless critter right in the back.
Symptoms of frog hammer attack : a wafer thin depression where its back once was, and all of its innards had been jettisonned from its mouth. Eyes, however, remained in their sockets.
Symptoms of frog hammer attack : a wafer thin depression where its back once was, and all of its innards had been jettisonned from its mouth. Eyes, however, remained in their sockets.