Report for Rich V-S
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SummaryPerfectly Exquisite

A rather more fun (dangerous? fun? same thing...) version involved placing a steel chair on the torso of the victim so as to pin both arms to the floor above the elbow. Then, the heaviest kid we could find would kneel on the chair and proceed to give the poor bugger a double petrol pump... I think at the time of the idea's conception we were supposed to be practicing the recovery position in the First Aid element of PE. We all passed and got certificates.