Report for Michael Fordyce
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SummaryReprehensible Swot

Another of the Popeye variations (did Elgar write these as well)
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
I love to go swimmin'
With bare-naked wimmin'
I'm Popeye the sailor man.
Related to me by my errant father. It was very risque at the time. So much so in fact, that I distinctly remember my mum giving me a clip roud the ear for reciting it.

A Dundee ode to the fat.

Fatty cin ye bounce
Cin yer erse cha choony?

Which asks the question "can that bottom chew gum?"

See also: I'm telling
you're smelling
your bum is like a melon.