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An alternative version of the Popeye song still has him living in a caravan, but adds a healthy dose of generational incest for good measure:

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a caravan
I live with my granny
And play with her fanny
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man

Combination of 'quadroplegic' and 'donkey'. And that's it.