| Report for Wilster | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Me and Jamie Hepworth would put our forheads together and stare untill the other persons eyeballs started to bleed together, so it looks like one eye. At this magical moment we would shout the word "Hebrew" at the tops of our voices.
An unfortunate girl with severe learning disabilities who shat herself. She ran from the classroom and came back in saying "I was halfway down the stairs when it just slipped out". She had to wear the secretarys pants for the rest of the day. I also flicked a mackerel's eye into her hair, but not on the same day.