In my third year at school, our PE block was found to have asbestos in the roof. This meant that while it was being removed, all indoor PE lessons were conducted in the assembly hall instead of the larger PE halls. Downsizing from two PE halls to one hall also meant that, for the first time, girls and boys shared indoor PE lessons. In the interests of sexual alienation, the teachers kept the boys on one side playing table tennis, and the girls did gymnastics on the other side. There was a girl in my tutor group that had a glass eye. Mass amusement by public ridicule is the 'in' thing, so my mate zips off to get a felt pen from his bag and on his return we start drawing pupils and lashes on our ping-pong balls. See where this is going? To cut a growing story short, he screams out that her eye's come loose as we hurl the plastic balls at her and her mates. She starts crying, PE gets dispanded and I end up with a letter home. Cruel and pretty evil, but I still can't watch Columbo without laughing.