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| Summary | Shows promise |
Here I sit broken hearted
Spent a penny and only farted
Pam Ayres - Stanford-in-the-Vale Grammar School, 1960
Spent a penny and only farted
Pam Ayres - Stanford-in-the-Vale Grammar School, 1960
When in primary school around the age of about 8, one kid, Thomas McGeachen, shat himself. This was no ordinary crap, it was as runny as gravy. I still have this vision toady, 35 years later of him walking like John Wayne, holding the hand of Mrs McGuian who had the most unfortunate job of having to clean the kids who shat or pissed themselves as well as bandaging up skint knees, elbows etc. Thomas I am sorry but this had to come out.