| Report for Matthew Lagden | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Named after a Mr Wakem, who was (in retrospect) clearly traumatised from his time in the Army - he would ask questions, and reward a wrong answer with the most vicious beating. this would be accompanied by cries of 'daddy whackers' from all the boys. Curiously, we all loved him and were very sad when he was taken away to a safer place.