Report for Luke Burrage
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human torch When about 14 or 15, a handful of us grabbed this fat kid Peter Wall, pinned him down and poured lighter fluid all over him. We then proceeded to light matches over him and blow them out at the last minute. And throw lighters at him. And let him run for a bit, but because he was slightly over weight we could always catch him again. It wasn't really lighter fluid, it was just water, but we all got a letter off the head teacher saying Peter was afraid for his life. Tchch.