Report for Mr Bingo
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SummaryPerfectly Exquisite

Dave P also used venetian blinds, but tried the more direct approach by sticking his head through the slats at the top and then kicking the chair away. His theory was that he would either hang or be neatly decapitated.
What actually happened was that the fixings gave way and we were all treated to a 5 minute eppy while he tried to disentangle himself from the blinds on the floor which is apparently very difficult, particularly whilst being repeatedly kicked by 'concerned' classmates.