| Report for Mike Roberts | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Nickname given to a boy with 'gozzy' eyes. In the first year of senior school his eyes were great, man, no problem. Then one eye went West, meaning that whilst one was looking directly at you the other was pointing towards Prestatyn or somewhere. This earnt him the nickname 'Home And Away'.
Then his other eye went weird too.
Then his other eye went weird too.