Report for Medibot Evans
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SummaryExemplary Child

This variation of the Aunt Nellie rhyme is for a man called Mike, and dispenses entirely with the frivolous whimsy of the biscuit tin.
Mike, Mike
Does your mother ride a bike?
With her finger up her ring
Ding a ling ling.
Is it the bike going ding a ling ling, or is that the noise Mike's mum makes when she sticks her finger up her ring? We never found out.

What about the fact that Indian people in Britain are good at medicine and cricket because their country was lucky enough be colonised in the 1800s? I know that because it was taught in a school that I went to as a despairing trainee teacher.