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SummaryCould Try Harder

My Mum took mine off me because she was politically correct and worked with the disabled.

There's especially poor one in Bradford called 'the Sun' where they have pictures of their unattractive clientele in full drag, even the ones with beards. Lipstick and facial hair mmmmmmmm. And they put boards on their pool tables with pamphlets all over them. Weird.

Well, we made Stephen Mottram eat a dog turd off his own fake commando knife after we stole his shoes and filled his trousers with gravel. And it's still funny. Especially since he had three brothers who used to trap him in a bin and steal his clothes, and they all had two paper rounds and a milk round each so they could finance their fat mum's persian cat habit.