Report for Ralph Burkett
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SummaryCould Try Harder

Aptly demonstrated by the wag who wrote "Parklands High School GCSE certificates" on the toilet paper dispenser.

Another good toilet wheeze, for those of you that haven't read those Nigel Rees books, is to write "Press here for a 30-second speech by the headmaster" on the electric hand drier. - Matt

The inevitable nickname of short, rotund, gurning English teacher Miss Fitzpatrick.