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| Pending stories | 3 |
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| Summary | Mean Boy |
We had Mr Burbridge, known affectionately by the 6th form as "Fat Burbs". What made him stand out from the fatty hordes of fat teachers listed on this site was that he positively revelled in his size, once taking a bow on stage at the Christmas play whilst we all chanted "You Fat Bastard".
Where I used to live, the local BMX owning kids decided the "BMX Bombers" was a cool and groovy name for their gang. Inevitably, they came to be known as the BMX Bummers
Q: What would an Ethiopian do with a bean?
A: Open a restaurant
A: Open a restaurant
Also a popular song about Stephen Dalton, sung to the tune of "Yankie Doodle":
Stephen smells of wee and poo
Doo-dah, doo-dah,
And he does it in his shoe
Doo-dah-doo all day
Feel free to substitute the name for that of any of your friends. To this day, we take great delight in singing the first line, usually in public, in our best opera-style voice.
Stephen smells of wee and poo
Doo-dah, doo-dah,
And he does it in his shoe
Doo-dah-doo all day
Feel free to substitute the name for that of any of your friends. To this day, we take great delight in singing the first line, usually in public, in our best opera-style voice.