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Summary | Mean Boy |
other jokes were
whats the heveyest thing on a ethiopian,
its blue peter badge
whats the definition of crewlity
putting a ethiopian in a circuler room and say his dinner is in the corner
also a good insult to fat peaple was
'why don't you stop eating you fat fuck, then maybe ethiopa will have some food
whats the heveyest thing on a ethiopian,
its blue peter badge
whats the definition of crewlity
putting a ethiopian in a circuler room and say his dinner is in the corner
also a good insult to fat peaple was
'why don't you stop eating you fat fuck, then maybe ethiopa will have some food
we never had a computer program to decide what we should do
we had a once yearly vist by a fat bloke from teh council
i was going to go to college and do enganeering and was told i'd be better of becomeing a brick layer
i think everyone in my year was pritty much told not to bother with college and get a shit job,
we had a once yearly vist by a fat bloke from teh council
i was going to go to college and do enganeering and was told i'd be better of becomeing a brick layer
i think everyone in my year was pritty much told not to bother with college and get a shit job,
A classic of its genre
we had a kid in our class called treey eadie,
we aslo had a teacher very lame teacher for georgraphy,
this resulted in terry first telling her to piss off
then throwing his peciel at her
then his pencil case
then his book
then his text book
then the table
all he got told to do was stand outside the classroom
Miss Pugh was originally renamed Miss Spew, until we realised that Pugh rhymes with nearly everything. We got this far before our young vocabularies ran out;
I saw you, and Scooby Doo, in the loo at half past two, in london Zoo shagging Miss Pugh while doing a poo in your shoe.
Nowadays, of course, we'd have had lines like "you eschew my poos of reddish hue to guzzle the goo of a kangaroo". But back then, it was all about foot-scat cottaging threesomes with dogs.
I saw you, and Scooby Doo, in the loo at half past two, in london Zoo shagging Miss Pugh while doing a poo in your shoe.
Nowadays, of course, we'd have had lines like "you eschew my poos of reddish hue to guzzle the goo of a kangaroo". But back then, it was all about foot-scat cottaging threesomes with dogs.
though this is achally a collage story and shoudl realy not be on this site, i'd like to point out that the old shell garage in Celmsford essex on molsham street had on its staff,
the women who provided the voice of nanny in Duckula, and whoudl gladly do lines from the show when ever someone asked
witch was about 100 customers a day,
the women who provided the voice of nanny in Duckula, and whoudl gladly do lines from the show when ever someone asked
witch was about 100 customers a day,
another comback for the ''my mum/dad/nan is dead'' line is:
''yer cos i/you fucked em to much''
''yer cos i/you fucked em to much''
my school street survey was to ask peaple things.
natually, we made it all up and spent 3 hours walking round town doing nothing,
natually, we made it all up and spent 3 hours walking round town doing nothing,
though you whoudl be touching another boys cock, makeing you a gayer of the highest
cos you are willingly touching cock
cos you are willingly touching cock