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| Summary | Mean Boy |
Jamie - nicely written, but I fear we have too many fart/school lunch gags as it is. What do you think?
Nice idea but egg sandwiches and Vimto aren't really that funny anyway. I can't comment yet on the volume of fart/school lunch gags yet as I'm currently working my way through every entry in the dictionary to find out exactly that sort of thing
Extensive and rigorous experimentation carried out by an erstwhile primary schoolmate of mine on a succession of school trips, resulted in the conclusion that an egg sandwich and Vimto combo was the ultimate in producing farts which could have beaten a mustard gas-filled WW I trench for sheer toxicity.
The version popular at our primary school went thus;
Ip, dip, dog shit
Dirty bugger, fucking git
These words are true
So out goes you.
Just goes to show: Cumbrian poetry didn't die out with Wordsworth.
Ip, dip, dog shit
Dirty bugger, fucking git
These words are true
So out goes you.
Just goes to show: Cumbrian poetry didn't die out with Wordsworth.
The version popular at our primary school went thus;
Ip, dip, dog-shit
Dirty bugger, fucking git
These words are true
So out goes you.
So you see, Cumbrian poetry didn't die with Wordsworth.
Ip, dip, dog-shit
Dirty bugger, fucking git
These words are true
So out goes you.
So you see, Cumbrian poetry didn't die with Wordsworth.
The version popular at our primary school went thus;
Ip, dip, dog-shit
Dirty bugger, fucking git
These words are true
So out goes you.
So you see, Cumbrian poetry didn't die with Wordsworth.
Ip, dip, dog-shit
Dirty bugger, fucking git
These words are true
So out goes you.
So you see, Cumbrian poetry didn't die with Wordsworth.
Classroom comedy genius John Mills slayed the room (teacher included) with this tender morsel of verse dedicated to his best friend, Andrew:
I have a friend called Thacker,
Sometimes he is a spacker
We never heard the rest, but truly, we didn't need to.
I have a friend called Thacker,
Sometimes he is a spacker
We never heard the rest, but truly, we didn't need to.