Report for Rev Studly Mayhem
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SummaryPerfectly Exquisite

Chris Long was rumoured to have a monoball; apparently he'd sliced his scrotum open on the brake wire of his bike.
Perhaps because of this, he was a very, very angry young man with special needs. If the special class wanted to leave early, they'd chant "remember you're a one-ball, remember you're a one-ball" at him until he started throwing things, and the lesson would be abandoned.