Report for Robert Allan
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SummaryMean Boy

All organ inclusive.... " bum tit tit, bum tit tit, play the hairy banjo"

Post BCG skin-test, avoid lethal injection by rubbing arm with steel comb ....worked for me and big Maxi

Having been knocked down by a double decker bus, John McCracken sported an artificial tin leg. We were most jealous when he got to miss French once because he was down at tech getting it tightened.
One did not, however, mess with John. In fights, he would remove his leg and effectively batter the fuck out of his opponent with it. John was also very good at hopping.

I was the proud possesor of the first pair of boots which didn't lace up around the knee caps. Not Puma or Adidas but "Timpson Continetal Juniors". I held so much respect but could play fuck all!

I was the proud possesor of the first pair of boots which didn't lace up around the knee caps. Not Puma or Adidas but "Timpson Continetal Juniors". I held so much respect but could play fuck all!