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| Summary | Could Try Harder |
Legend had it that Gary Everitt got his cock stuck up the bath tap. How or why this happened the legend never stated, but we knew it must be true because, well, he looked the type.
A song was composed to the tune of the Matey bubblebath advert on TV at the time:
Gary Everitt's a bottle of fun
You put him in the bath
He sticks it up the tap
and everyone has a laugh!
He had to endure 5 years of this song, which was passed down to the years below and was particularly enjoyed by his younger brother, who presumably gained a good deal of revenge for older-sibling-based bullying.
A song was composed to the tune of the Matey bubblebath advert on TV at the time:
Gary Everitt's a bottle of fun
You put him in the bath
He sticks it up the tap
and everyone has a laugh!
He had to endure 5 years of this song, which was passed down to the years below and was particularly enjoyed by his younger brother, who presumably gained a good deal of revenge for older-sibling-based bullying.
Gary Everitt was his name and legend has it he was in the bath and got his nob stuck up the tap. How or why this happened was never explained, not that we cared. We knew it must be true 'cos he looked the type. A song was immediately composed, to the tune of The Matey bubblebath advert on TV at the time:-
Gary Everitt's a bottle of fun
you put him in the bath
he sticks it up the tap
and everyone has a laugh!
He only had to endure 5 years of this song, which was passed down to the years below and was particularly enjoyed by his younger brother in a point scored sibling rivalry kind of way.
Gary Everitt's a bottle of fun
you put him in the bath
he sticks it up the tap
and everyone has a laugh!
He only had to endure 5 years of this song, which was passed down to the years below and was particularly enjoyed by his younger brother in a point scored sibling rivalry kind of way.
Sex education lessons open up a whole new world expecially when the classroom is opened up for 'Any questions'. 'Who can you do it with'? said Matt Collier, then adding 'Can you do it with your mum?'. So only a couple of years for Master Collier to be called a MotherFucker then. That always stuck with me. We move this anecdote on about ten years. I was at a party, a chap sidles up to me and said 'I remember you, I'm Matt Collier', I replied 'Hello Matt, still shagging your mum'? Aftet laughing uncomfortably he turned round and walked away. Admittedly I had more than a few beers inside me. I would like to think that I would not have said it sober, but I probably would have! Word association, Matt Collier = Shags his mum.