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| Summary | Mean Boy |
An educational ditty where each word is accompanied by fingers pointing at the part of the body producing said substance, i.e. nipple (milk), genitals (lemonade), chocolate (I'm sure you get the picture by now). After repeated chanting of this mantra, an angry mob would inevitably have formed. Selecting a young seal separated from the raft, he/she would be taken to the area in the corner of the field where large tyres were arranged for us to play on. Each would represent a pool filled with breast milk, piss and shit, and the hapless victim would be tossed into each in turn, then given a drubbing.
A nasty mob would encircle the 'special' kid in our class, all mouthing silent words. Convinced that he had gone deaf, his agitation would increase rapidly. Five minutes was normally sufficient to produce one of the desired reactions - either he would burst into tears and attempt to escape the circle, or curl into a foetal ball whimpering softly.
At this point, we would all repeatedly scream "DEFFO!", which, rather than reassuring him that his hearing was fine, would instead induce a near cardiac arrest, and, on a good day, cause him to piss himself.
At this point, we would all repeatedly scream "DEFFO!", which, rather than reassuring him that his hearing was fine, would instead induce a near cardiac arrest, and, on a good day, cause him to piss himself.