Report for Eddie Ronan
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SummaryExemplary Child

I'm telling,
You're smelling,
You went to a black man's wedding.

I would imagine that Eddie doesn't get invited to many black mens' weddings. More fool him. I HAVE been to a black man's wedding, and can report that, far from the cake being made of rice and peas, and the ceremony being conducted by a man with skellington make-up like in 'Live and Let Die', black mens' weddings are perfectly charming.


A kid in our school collapsed and died after sniffing Tipp-ex.

He got a bench in the quad.

The band Anal Cunt allows for more contemporary classroom jaw-dropping. Classic song titles include "I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It".
[log]Check out the full track-listing for Anal Cunt's 1999 album, It Just Gets Worse. If you don't laugh ten times, you are not welcome here.[/log]