| Report for James Matthewman | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories | 2 |
| Deleted stories | 2 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
this was of particular annoyance to me. when asked "do you do that at home?" there simply was no response. "yes" would allow the aforementioned "well, you're not at home now" and "no" would simply allow the teacher an even easier answer: "don't do it here then". bastards...
Along the same lines, I am reminded of a Billy Connolly stand-up routine. He claimed that if you were ever mugged (or in this case bullied) a simple cry of "I've got an erection" would instantly prevent any assault. There are two problems with this defence. 1) If the victim is a girl they will be endlessly harassed for being a lady-boy 2) If the bully is gay they may want to touch it.
Also, ever since hearing these words of advice I have not had the chance to use them, I therefore cannot accept any responsibility if it does not work. Really though, how couldn't it?
Also, ever since hearing these words of advice I have not had the chance to use them, I therefore cannot accept any responsibility if it does not work. Really though, how couldn't it?
My tutor was an RE teacher. We once locked her in a cupboard only to realise there was a telephone in there. She claimed she was talking to the head of the year and if we didnt let her out there would be trouble. We opened the door to find her talking to herself, the phone still on the hook. Oh dear...
I once saw a poo that looked like a cannon ball when I was a first year at secondary school. It had a diameter of about 15cm. Can anyone explain this? I'm not sure I want to know.
Well I do. Readers, can any of YOU explain this strange phenomenon, which appears to be the poo equivilent of ball lightning? - Mansh
Well I do. Readers, can any of YOU explain this strange phenomenon, which appears to be the poo equivilent of ball lightning? - Mansh
Actually 23 is the gay number because it was the number on somene's hat who was definately gay. So there.
Readers! Do you have a number that you think is gay? Perhaps you think the number 11 looks like two thin men bumming. Perhaps, like James Matthewman, you saw a number on a gay man's hat. Perhaps you're gay yourself, and you've got a number you like to wipe on your penis. Send in those gay numbers!
Readers! Do you have a number that you think is gay? Perhaps you think the number 11 looks like two thin men bumming. Perhaps, like James Matthewman, you saw a number on a gay man's hat. Perhaps you're gay yourself, and you've got a number you like to wipe on your penis. Send in those gay numbers!