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I want this one, too.
you can fuck off, I have great plans for this one
Actually, fuck it. It's been sitting in my fucking inbox ever since day 1 and I'm no closer to doing anything about it. So have it, Edward, and I hope it chokes you with its crapness.
In school there will allways be small kids and bigger kids. Bigger kids then gang up on the small kids. Band to together to remove the freaks. But what happens when the small kids go mental and thrash the living fuck out of the big kids.Breaking the fascist bulling regime not many people have witnessed this glory. Im proud to have been witness to not one but two small kid revenge attacks but two.
The first these was by the "goblin" so called because he had face like a church goblin. He was the kind of kid that wore his cycle hemlet
indoors and had plasters in the most insane places and smelt of old dogs and pipesmoke. he was harshly bullied by nick shaffy(The school cunt hated by all).This carried on for three years or so until we left. The last day of school as usual nick had found his victim. Like the pope in 1942 everyone stayed out of it. Watching and feeling pity for the goblin with but relief it wasnt us. Nick goes through the motions turns to walk away. Goblin suddenly says hang on nick i have something for you. Nick turns and recieves with thanks and d lock in the nose a swift kick in the balls. Then three years of pure body fasicism powered rage burst out. He smacked him with the d lock in head and chest. suddenly he stopped walked up to his bike got on and left. Nick was left in shock we where left in oar of the greatest short guy ever.
The second was involing the goblin in a fight . Well io say a fight it was more like a suprise beating. goblin hid behind a door and battered another bullie senseless (shaffys only friend). with a steel meter long ruler. untill the teacher come in and stopped the goblins manic
attack.
hes probably killed someone by now and is next to the yorkshire ripper in whitemoor. If you see a small goblin man in the cambridge area avoid avoid avoid
chunk was a ledgendary pupil in the year above me.
I first met him when going around his sisters house (she was in my year). A mountain of a guy he was half fat and half fucking twat. My friend who i met later after leaving school. Was glory to his wonderful expoits. Two such stories follow. The first happened after a moving R.E lesson which the holocaust was the subject. After reading up on holocaust and coming to the end of the lesson.Chunk puts his hand up sadly and looking genuinely upset and says "Miss my granddad died in aushwitz"
"really" says re teacher
chuck then waits a full heart rending minute then says "he fell off his watchtower". Needless to say he was suspended within the hour. Whist away on "Garden leave" he proseeded to blow up a cows anus with fire crackers. (killing the cow and earning a front page headline in what is the media goiath in east anglia the cambridge evening news.) My friend witnessed this and said it sounds like "when a car tyre explodes".The second story involes the same unfortanate re teacher on a trip to a london mosque. Chunk first jumps over a pedesron barrier then spits in a tramps face then jump back over the barrier. Then the tramp enraged by this attacks chunk and the r.e teacher. They escape get to the mosque where chunk asks the libarain there if they have satanic verses. The school was then banned for life from this mosque and a couple of its neighbours. the libarain also graps chunk by the collar and says "if you where a amn i would kill you"
after hearing he was later made a abassitor to palestine i was shocked
(ps that was a lie)
(the abassitor bit)
I first met him when going around his sisters house (she was in my year). A mountain of a guy he was half fat and half fucking twat. My friend who i met later after leaving school. Was glory to his wonderful expoits. Two such stories follow. The first happened after a moving R.E lesson which the holocaust was the subject. After reading up on holocaust and coming to the end of the lesson.Chunk puts his hand up sadly and looking genuinely upset and says "Miss my granddad died in aushwitz"
"really" says re teacher
chuck then waits a full heart rending minute then says "he fell off his watchtower". Needless to say he was suspended within the hour. Whist away on "Garden leave" he proseeded to blow up a cows anus with fire crackers. (killing the cow and earning a front page headline in what is the media goiath in east anglia the cambridge evening news.) My friend witnessed this and said it sounds like "when a car tyre explodes".The second story involes the same unfortanate re teacher on a trip to a london mosque. Chunk first jumps over a pedesron barrier then spits in a tramps face then jump back over the barrier. Then the tramp enraged by this attacks chunk and the r.e teacher. They escape get to the mosque where chunk asks the libarain there if they have satanic verses. The school was then banned for life from this mosque and a couple of its neighbours. the libarain also graps chunk by the collar and says "if you where a amn i would kill you"
after hearing he was later made a abassitor to palestine i was shocked
(ps that was a lie)
(the abassitor bit)