| Report for Damian | |
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| Approved stories | 3 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
Whilst waiting for 'bedtime' at our boarding school we would practice our breakdancing skills. Nothing strange there, except that we were dressed in paisley patterned viyella pyjamas, dressing gowns and corduroy slippers and 'performing' on a carpet covered floor. Cool!
The traditional "one in every school" practice of getting a Henry Hoover to give you a blow job is always opening yourself up for a good year of ridicule. If your name is Hugo Grubb, however...
Upon making a mistake it is customary to acknowledge this to your friends by wrapping your upper lip round your top teeth, pressing your index finger on said lip and saying 'Sheudy Meu'.