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We also had a fat dinner lady at our school (then again i imagine most schools had a fat dinner lady due to one of them getting to the good food before the kids got out of double maths) who was nicknamed Rambo because nothing would stop her and luckily not because she whipped her top off before the fighting began, if she was coming after you y'know you'd done something bad to deserve this thing lolloping after you.
She looked like a cross between staypuft from the ghostbusters, jimmy saville and lemon meringue pie, i kid ye not.
One time we where all playing british bulldogs (as y'do being a kid and not really knowing that lunchtimes where for smoking fags and trying to pull the girls in the year above) which the school had banned due to it being quite violent, Rambo saw this and came hurtling down the yard as fast as her sausage roll type legs would carry her until she fell over and promptly managed to wipe out the entire row of the opposite team.
One kid ended up in hospital witha broken ankle, another sprained his wrist and the rest just suffered cuts and bruises.
It was ironic really considering she managed to injure more boys in one foul swoop than an entire season of British Bulldog.
So did the school ban her? did they fuck!
She looked like a cross between staypuft from the ghostbusters, jimmy saville and lemon meringue pie, i kid ye not.
One time we where all playing british bulldogs (as y'do being a kid and not really knowing that lunchtimes where for smoking fags and trying to pull the girls in the year above) which the school had banned due to it being quite violent, Rambo saw this and came hurtling down the yard as fast as her sausage roll type legs would carry her until she fell over and promptly managed to wipe out the entire row of the opposite team.
One kid ended up in hospital witha broken ankle, another sprained his wrist and the rest just suffered cuts and bruises.
It was ironic really considering she managed to injure more boys in one foul swoop than an entire season of British Bulldog.
So did the school ban her? did they fuck!
A supply science teacher told us about the 'TV Hitler' game. It was apparently invented by him and his flatmate.
What you do is, turn the tv off and with a black felt tip draw a small black rectangle somewhere on the screen. Then turn the tv back on again, and if someone on the tv stands behind the black mark, making it look like they have a Hitler 'tache within fifteen seconds, you get a point. Bonus points are awarded if it is a toddler or an old woman.
Try it at home now. You KNOW you want to. - Matt
What you do is, turn the tv off and with a black felt tip draw a small black rectangle somewhere on the screen. Then turn the tv back on again, and if someone on the tv stands behind the black mark, making it look like they have a Hitler 'tache within fifteen seconds, you get a point. Bonus points are awarded if it is a toddler or an old woman.
Try it at home now. You KNOW you want to. - Matt