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| Summary | Shows promise |
This was the nickname for one of our french teachers after the character used to advertise BT at the time. The rumour spread like wildfire through the school that Miss Jones had been spotted giving a 6th former a blowjob in a telephone box.
Within a few days of his arrival, rumours began to circulate that supply teacher Mr Seaton wasn't all there in the head. When he covered my Latin class he quickly segued from boring verb tables to car crashes. Those of us who had witnessed a road accident were asked to recount it in exact detail while Mr Seaton listened, glassy-eyed and shaking his head. He seemed rather let down when I told him about a motorcycle crash I saw that didn't involve any serious injury. He moved on to a lecture about World War III and how he couldn't wait for it happen.
Mr. Seaton's career was brought to a premature end when he kept a mischief-maker behind after music class. Once they were alone, the lad was asked whether he played any instruments. Upon admitting that he played the piano, he was ordered to place his hands on the table whereupon "Psycho" Seaton picked up a chair and threatened to smash it over his hands.
Mr. Seaton's career was brought to a premature end when he kept a mischief-maker behind after music class. Once they were alone, the lad was asked whether he played any instruments. Upon admitting that he played the piano, he was ordered to place his hands on the table whereupon "Psycho" Seaton picked up a chair and threatened to smash it over his hands.