| Report for Gareth Lewis | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Deleted stories | 2 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
Whilst Mrs Higham wasn't particularly fat she did have an enourmas pair of hips and arse that would have required a convoi excepcionel sign if it had been carried on a lorry.
Her arse and hips used to develop their own momentum when she walked and it was easy to spot her progress down a narrow corridor by the pupils coming the opposite way in time to her hips clearing space for people to pass.
Perhaps the finest moment was when a couple of my female friends at the school followed her down a corridor pretending to be joined at the hips and mimicing her waddle to perfection
Her arse and hips used to develop their own momentum when she walked and it was easy to spot her progress down a narrow corridor by the pupils coming the opposite way in time to her hips clearing space for people to pass.
Perhaps the finest moment was when a couple of my female friends at the school followed her down a corridor pretending to be joined at the hips and mimicing her waddle to perfection
Kathryn Wakeman had to leave A-level physics early one afternoon for a dentist appointment. At the appropriate time, she was excused, and squeezed past Mr Howarth's desk where he was explaining a particularly complicated bit of physics. In doing so she managed to knock some papers onto the floor and bent over to pick them up.
Mr Howarth immediately turned around and pretended to shag her from behind. He did a 'phwoar' face and everything. It's fair to say we were astonished.
Mr Howarth immediately turned around and pretended to shag her from behind. He did a 'phwoar' face and everything. It's fair to say we were astonished.
When Mr Howarth arrived for our A level physics lesson one Tuesday afternoon he was informed by Kathryn Wakeman that she had a dentists appointment and therefore could she leave early. The request was granted and the lesson commenced.
At the appropriate time Kathryn asked if she could leave and was told that she could, only instead of walking to the door down the easy route she decided to squeeze past the teachers desk where Mr Howarth was explaining a particularly complicated bit of physics, in squeezing past she managed to knock some papers onto the floor and bent over to pick them up.
Mr Howarth immediately turned around and pretended to shag her from behind accompanied by hysterical laughter from the rest of the class. As Kathryn straightened up he turned round back to the board and swung round to face the class to find out what was going on.
This was the highlight of my two years of A level physics.
At the appropriate time Kathryn asked if she could leave and was told that she could, only instead of walking to the door down the easy route she decided to squeeze past the teachers desk where Mr Howarth was explaining a particularly complicated bit of physics, in squeezing past she managed to knock some papers onto the floor and bent over to pick them up.
Mr Howarth immediately turned around and pretended to shag her from behind accompanied by hysterical laughter from the rest of the class. As Kathryn straightened up he turned round back to the board and swung round to face the class to find out what was going on.
This was the highlight of my two years of A level physics.