| Report for Douglas Finlay | |
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| Approved stories | 2 |
| Pending stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 4 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 8 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
I used to do this and eventually escilated it slightly in the days before anyone had heard of road rage and the first of us got cars. On the way back from a couple of naughty splifs at lunch we would find it hilarious to drive at less than walking speed along the main hight street and see how many people we could enrage. Looking back not as clever as it seemed at the time.
At least one child in the school will have learned, probably through a familial connection, that there is a secret knot used by policemen. When tied with this knot, a tie cannot be peanutted - it simply releases, leaving the confounded crim holding a tie, and the rozzer free to throw them down the stairs.
When translated to the playground, however, this cunning trick will inevitably backfire as the peanutting bully will simply run off with your tie, leaving you to get in trouble for not wearing the correct uniform.
When translated to the playground, however, this cunning trick will inevitably backfire as the peanutting bully will simply run off with your tie, leaving you to get in trouble for not wearing the correct uniform.
1. Squirt a puddle of lighter fluid on the ground.
2. Light it.
3. Skateboard through it, leaving Back to the Future-style columns of fire streaking along behind you.
Gary Beadle learned the hard way that time travel is best performed outdoors.
2. Light it.
3. Skateboard through it, leaving Back to the Future-style columns of fire streaking along behind you.
Gary Beadle learned the hard way that time travel is best performed outdoors.