| Report for Alice Smith | |
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| Approved stories | 2 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Summary | Exemplary Child |
A game. The 'psychoanalyst' would say a word and the 'patient' had to say the first thing they thought of after hearing it.
If the patient took more than two seconds to answer, the psychoanalyst got to punch them, for 'therapy'. Ideally, the patient, under pressure, would say something like fuck after the psychoanalyst said something like donkey.
If the patient took more than two seconds to answer, the psychoanalyst got to punch them, for 'therapy'. Ideally, the patient, under pressure, would say something like fuck after the psychoanalyst said something like donkey.
"But I SUCK at oral!" complained Alexandra Cooper, the day before the oral portion of our German test. Mr. Keenan decided to commiserate with her while using her own slang to make her feel more at ease. Or something.
"Yes, I've always, uh, 'sucked' at oral too, but..."
The rest of his sentence was drowned out as the inevitable hilarity ensued.
"Yes, I've always, uh, 'sucked' at oral too, but..."
The rest of his sentence was drowned out as the inevitable hilarity ensued.