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SummaryExemplary Child

More literally, enculez means bugger rather than fuck. French slang for bottom is 'cul' (think of culottes or cul-de-sac) so enculer is to 'enbum'.
'Vous vous enculez' is apparently vastly more insulting to a French than 'go and bum yourself' sounds to an English.
Why am I writing this? I found all this out in my thirties, not in the playground. Soz.
(That's alright, Doctor Jaysus; your insight into rudimentary French swearing has been valuable, and had "bum" in it. - Log)