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SummaryExemplary Child

British Bulldog was banned from our school, as it was from many others. So we changed the name to Coddyman. This was the same game, but as a bonus, Steven Horry used to give people piggy backs to the other end of the playground as a means of safe passage.
The name of this innovative public service was Pubic Hairways.

As part of a civil recovery scheme for the vast number of inky cocks drawn in our Tricolore text books, we were each given a bottle of Tipp-Ex and told to obscure the offending members.
The result? A vast number of inky cocks with a vast amount of spunk coming out the end.