Report for Mark D
Approved stories1
Rejected stories (hidden) 4
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SummaryMean Boy

Timpani Beater: During a fit of aimless classroom fidgeting I slid a timpani beater down into a cardboard tube so that its round head stopped it going all the way through. Mid-conversation with a slightly dim girl, I absent-mindedly flicked it towards her, and the drumstick shot out of the tube and hit her perfectly in the eye.

Fortunately I escaped punishment, as she screamed that I had hit her with a "trombone stick", and everyone was then too busy laughing for there to be any chance of repercussions.