Report for Rich Shannon
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SummaryExemplary Child

I, aged 8, spent lunch time creating a literay masterpiece entitled "My Den" (as it was my turn to use the school's solitary PC) - this descibed the delights of my innocent, youthful hideaway.

I was however prompted to change the title to "Myshittyden" by classmates, and a rather primative software package meant I was unable to change it back before Mrs Leigh returned.

Mrs Leigh then proceeded to print off the offending document and used it as a good behavioural aid until I left several years later on the understanding that any misdemeanours on my part would lead this being forwarded to my parents, future High School and any potential employers.

I am now jobless following my second dismissal from work wondering, what part that cruel woman has played in my life.

Shandye (from Wigan)
richshannon@blueyonder.co.uk

Mr French was brought in to teach us when some other teacher decided to go and let off a baby, or something. Mr French was told that one of the class's recently deceased Nan was hidden in the store cupboard, and if he didn't believe us, then he should open the cupboard to see.
For about 40 minutes he refused to entertain the idea, until he finally decided to shut us all up, once and for all, by looking in the cupboard. An earlier raid of the drama rooms and a cleverly disguised 3rd year slumping to the floor ensured that Mr French screamed like a bitch.
You can't expect children to take you seriously after you've screamed like a bitch.