| Report for Nick Platt | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Pending stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 2 |
| Summary | Could Try Harder |
"Ta ra ra bum di ay
I wet my pants today
What will my mother say?
Ta ra ra bum di ay"
She'd probably say "put them in the washing machine you disgusting little pikey". Or simply sigh and look a bit sad while inwardly worrying about her child's lack of bladder control.
I wet my pants today
What will my mother say?
Ta ra ra bum di ay"
She'd probably say "put them in the washing machine you disgusting little pikey". Or simply sigh and look a bit sad while inwardly worrying about her child's lack of bladder control.
A finger and fuck,
Is just enough
To give a girl a treat.
Obviously.
Is just enough
To give a girl a treat.
Obviously.
What fresh cock is this?
"Whan that days dath be of olde
an knights that were to be of bolde
men putte sokkes atop their coques
an younge were no more"
- Geofrey Chaucer, The mini-cab driver tale.