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| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
In my year 10 geography class, we were one day studying fossil fuels and how they were made. My teacher, Mr Parmley, then asked "How what is coal made from".No one put their hand up, except this one smarmy git called Adam. His answer, "dead foetuses", was considered a Geiger-esque vision of post-nuclear power stations.