| Report for P R Nelson | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 3 |
| Summary | Perfectly Exquisite |
A factual inaccuracy here: B.K. could not actually whistle, but it never stopped him trying.
Also, Stephen Bray ran like a girl.
Also, Stephen Bray ran like a girl.
'Hilarious' variation on the classic, and in no way funny, game British Bulldogs. So called in deference to Craig 'Jock' Lawton. Interestingly, not stretched to Scottish Cow-Cats.
Yeah, that was my banana. It was actually a banana-shaped biro. Very realistic it looked too. He also confiscated a cycling cap I got given by some American friends. Not available over here, that. My mum assured me that he wouldn't confiscate either item permanently. Nice one Ma. Still no novelty bananapen, nor exclusive cycling cap.