Report for Richard Crawley
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SummaryExemplary Child

On a slight tangent, spiders (as many as possible, please) placed in a microwave will proceed to run around in a most amusing fashion before exploding like something out of a cartoon.

Alternatively, some of us had parents who both:
  • had no fucking idea
  • thought they had some fucking idea
and bought their kids the Amstrad CPC464 doorstop.
You bickering cows with your Spectrums and C64s would put aside your differences briefly to laugh at me, wouldn't you? Yeah, you would.