| Report for Peter Yexley | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories | 1 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 3 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
Take a sheet of A3 paper. Roll it into a large cone shape. Place the top of a bunsen burner inside the pointed end, with the open end facing the ceiling. Place a second sheet of A3 paper over the open end to close it off. Turn on the gas tap. When the cone is sufficiently full of gas, turn off the tap, then whip off the top sheet of paper and light the gas at the same time.
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire...
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire...
Our teacher once spent a whole morning on April Fool's Day teaching us about Scottish haggis. Haggis were small animals that lived in the Highlands and were caught, to be eaten, by men who had one leg shorter than the other - the difference making it easier for them to chase the haggises around hills (though only in one direction).
How the teacher must have laughed and revelled in her superior intelligence as a class full of half-listening six year-olds fell for her crafty gag. Stupid bitch.
How the teacher must have laughed and revelled in her superior intelligence as a class full of half-listening six year-olds fell for her crafty gag. Stupid bitch.