| Report for Andrew Freeman | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 3 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
Witnessed only once, on a lane close to my home. A large, firm dog turd had been painstakingly cut into sections and arranged to form the imperative "EAT ME". I was young enough to wonder whether there might have been magic growth or shrinkage qualities transferred to the eater had I obeyed; but not quite brave enough to try. Now I'll never know.