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SummaryCould Try Harder

To make friends the forefingers should be linked and shaken, to break friends the little fingers should be used. If you're breaking friends and you really mean it, simple twist your hand during the ceremony and dislocate their finger.
That'll teach them to use your protractor without asking.

Had two girls at my school (sisters) who were jehovahs. We thought they were really luckly cos they didn't go to assembly and got to sit and draw or whatever while we learnt about god and stuff. Not so lucky now as the younger one died after being squashed against a wall by the school bus. She would have lived if she could have had a blood transfusion. Bastards.