Report for Chad Cobra
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SummaryMean Boy

I do hope by the final line of your poem that you're not insinuating that it was Mahoney who made the funny helicopter noises in Police Academy. It was Jones. Everyone knows that.

Of course, if your little pony is just making helicopter noises in order to provide a very bad rhyme at the end, well, that's an awesome little pony. Mine didn't do anything. Except have really flammable hair.

Thanks for your feedback, Chad! No, I am aware it was Jones who made the noises - Jones is Mahoney's Homey, you see. I incorporated that into the language I used. And yes, my My Little Pony was awesome. We had amazing adventures, some of which didn't involve pints and pints of piss. Log.