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The local tramp around Kingston (Surrey not Jamaica) has no legs and sits on the floor mumbling strangely. My mate commented "Look at Him, legless at this hour" seemed hilarious at the time..
The metal rulers at our school were in a rack labelled "Metal Rules", prompting us 'metallers' to shout "METAL RULES!" whenever passing it. I find more and more recently that this is true.
I was given the career 'Sowing machine repairman'. Which was nice as i didn't realise there was much call for this service, let a lone a lucrative career path.