| Report for Nic Peters | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 4 |
| Pending stories | 3 |
| Rejected stories | 7 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 11 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
reminds me that towards the end of primary school the kids two years younger than myself used to run around the playground shouting
habaddahabbada
habaddahabba
dahabaddahabbadahabadda
habbada in peoples ears
i cant believe no one ever got beats for it
habaddahabbada
habaddahabba
dahabaddahabbadahabadda
habbada in peoples ears
i cant believe no one ever got beats for it
naturally at aged 6 we said tigger because he was cute stripy and furry and had never heard of a nigger...well i hadnt
i always thought itd be easier to catch a tigger by throwing my arms around is neck, but it didnt fit the rhyme
i always thought itd be easier to catch a tigger by throwing my arms around is neck, but it didnt fit the rhyme
This was for girls only...unless you were Michael. He used to only play with girls, play netball, and skip too.
Whenever the grass was cut on the field hoards of girls of every age would get together to build flat houses out of the grass. I never really understood why building a maze of 10cm walls was so exciting. Maybe it was something to do with about 50 girls and Michael sitting in the middle of the football pitch, trying to make a house while it got broken by the football.
Whenever the grass was cut on the field hoards of girls of every age would get together to build flat houses out of the grass. I never really understood why building a maze of 10cm walls was so exciting. Maybe it was something to do with about 50 girls and Michael sitting in the middle of the football pitch, trying to make a house while it got broken by the football.
ant and dec were in the grove patrol.
so were all the boys in primary school when asked to do something they didnt want to.
'i can't, im in the grove patrol' didnt ever work, but it was worth a try.
so were all the boys in primary school when asked to do something they didnt want to.
'i can't, im in the grove patrol' didnt ever work, but it was worth a try.
sly promotion of class A drugs slipped into lessons from year 2 onward
its paxies
it was indeed feighknights (sp?), when my mother was at school
it was indeed feighknights (sp?), when my mother was at school
so what is the terrible result of anticipating the jinx and shouting jinx at the same time
are both people jinxed, or have they set themselves up to shout jinx again
are both people jinxed, or have they set themselves up to shout jinx again
the only sensible use for clingfilm is to stretch it over your mouth and breathe in sharply, thus creating a pop that sounds nothing like gunfire; but when accompied by your friend pretending to fire from his gunshaped hand, can be quite realistic. Maybe.
the basic of basic books about 3 probably incestuous familie who didnt have surnames but who did weat different coloured hats.
there were if i recall correctly, billy blue hat, roger red hat, jennifer yellow hat and her brother. and from somewhere who didnt live on the street came a boy with a green hat. these books had no storyline, ever; biff, chip, kipper and the magic key were far better, even those ones which had no words so you could use your imagination and make them up yourself
there were if i recall correctly, billy blue hat, roger red hat, jennifer yellow hat and her brother. and from somewhere who didnt live on the street came a boy with a green hat. these books had no storyline, ever; biff, chip, kipper and the magic key were far better, even those ones which had no words so you could use your imagination and make them up yourself
Of all the good books i read in primary school, biff, chip and kipper were by far the best. biff chip and kipper had a magic key, and a dollshouse that took them back in time. they also had a stuffed rabbit toy called bunbury bunny.
This lead to my younger brother errupting with laughter when in a theatrical performance of Oscar Wilde's the Importance of Being Earnest, Algernon claimed to be 'Bunburying'.
This lead to my younger brother errupting with laughter when in a theatrical performance of Oscar Wilde's the Importance of Being Earnest, Algernon claimed to be 'Bunburying'.
It was said of Hitler that
"He began with burning books and ended with burning people."
So when some mates celebrated the end of year 9 by burning their RS text book, photographing the ritual and pinning it proudly to the form noticeboard, our only RS teacher had her second nervous breakdown.
"He began with burning books and ended with burning people."
So when some mates celebrated the end of year 9 by burning their RS text book, photographing the ritual and pinning it proudly to the form noticeboard, our only RS teacher had her second nervous breakdown.

Gob on your cigarette.
Add powdered flint from your cheap lighter.
Light cigarette.
Voila - crap cigarette sparkler.
Add powdered flint from your cheap lighter.
Light cigarette.
Voila - crap cigarette sparkler.
