| Report for Dom Tumble | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Pending stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Summary | Shows promise |
fuck me, did his mum come in with a cup of tea as well? Awful. Cockfingers, do your worst. I wish Cockfingers was real.
too predictable. and the "teacher walks in on funny scene" is covered under "soapy tit wank"
I don't know. This has the air of bullshit, but probably isn't. And I'm sick of things that have the air of bullshit.
The science teacher pops out of the lab for a couple of minutes & so super-flatulent kid Martin tried to trap one of his farts in a measuring cylinder. Martin strains with eyes shut in concentration to pop one off while holding the cylinder up against his chute. The teacher returns & standing watching. Martin opens his eyes after a few seconds of it being a little too quiet.
Randy 5th former Graham took a strong liking to our French teacher and sent her a card declaring his intentions. He included a packet of three condoms and the punchline "from me and my Mates". What he hoped to achieve by this and what actually happened are events that belong to different sets that intersect at no point.
We were safely playing football using a tennis ball when the ball went over the fence. We were forbidden to venture over the fence & so we continued playing using a rock. It all started to go wrong when the goalkeepers started throwing the 'ball' at the feet of opposing players. This escalated until every member of both sides was in goal hurling rocks at the other goalmouth. Did we think this was less 'against the rules' than simply getting our tennis ball back from the other side of the fence!? Madness.