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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 3 |
| Summary | Could Try Harder |
There was a boy at school called Justin Oliver Hayhoe. There's an L, an O, a V, an E and an S in there. That boy loved everybody and everybody loved him....
... in theory. The reality was that he was a twat and possibly the least popular person I've ever met.
Love Percentage Calculators, please note! There's a subtle difference between having the letters of the word LOVE in your name, and having the sort of name that makes you sound like a raving gaylord.
... in theory. The reality was that he was a twat and possibly the least popular person I've ever met.
Love Percentage Calculators, please note! There's a subtle difference between having the letters of the word LOVE in your name, and having the sort of name that makes you sound like a raving gaylord.