| Report for Captain Doormat | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 6 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 5 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
Kudos is still in circulation. It said I would make a good floor manager or wigmaker. So many people would seem to make good wigmakers; I'm surprised there aren't more wigs in the world. Perhaps there are... I mean, if everyone turned out to be really good wigmakers, I suppose I wouldn't realise everyone was bald. God, is everyone bald?