Report for Mark Rowell
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SummaryPerfectly Exquisite

Also known as The Orifice. An additional rule is that if you managed to get your finger in and out of The Orifice before it closed, you could punch the other guy on the arm 3 times. However, you had to rub it better otherwise you got punched back.
The Orifice also works in photographs; I made one in our department's annual photo, and am technically entitled to punch everyone in the building.